Posts Tagged "what?"

This sucks….

Posted on Apr 11, 2006 in Uncategorized | 2 comments

Pat and I came home to find a gabazillion things piled up on the corners of our apartment complex. For a second I thought out loud “what the hell kind of garage sale is this shit? ~ crazy damn Marylanders!” :blink_tb: hahhaaa After we hiked to our apartment, we decided to go downstairs for some herbal tea and ask questions of the mess outside. As you may have thought, it was surely not a garage sale but someones personal stuff all thrown out to the curb. wow, that really sucks. I sat outside for a while watching people stroll by and rummage through the piles. How sad. I wonder...

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whoa!

Posted on Apr 4, 2006 in Blog | 1 comment

Melanie emailed this bit of info to me!!! On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. How cool is that? Thanks Melanie! « Previous Hello World!   Next » Birthday - Derrick

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Jones…. dats good drinkin!

Posted on Nov 21, 2005 in Uncategorized | 4 comments

I told Pat not to worry this Thanksgiving. Not to miss the good cooking from our families down South. Don’t fret Pat, I have it under control. I decided to go all out this Thanksgiving and make an entire Thanksgiving feast! On the menu: Turkey and Gravy Wild Herb Stuffing Brussels Sprout Cranberry Pumpkin Pie Now Pat’s mouth is watering… counting the seconds till the Thanksgiving feast… picturing his cute wife with an apron on, oven on, stove on, cooking, mixing, preparing and all that good stuff. Fixing him a holiday drink of ginger-ale and Crown, ahhhhhh sounds...

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Phone Sex and Poison Control

Posted on Nov 16, 2005 in Blog | 5 comments

Good Morning! Getting ready this morning, I somehow managed to swallow my Listerine! *cough cough gag gag puke puke* :flush_tb: :help_tb: I read the warnings “Do not swallow. In case of ingestion, seek professional assistance or contact Poison Control Center immediately.” :shock_tb: So I get my phone book, there it is poison control, I dial it and I get a recording, this call will cost 69 cents to 1.99 a minute. So I am thinking, well I guess we pay for poison help. Then I get, Welcome to Internet connections, listen to sexy introductions, talk only only to the girls that...

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Jagermeister Shelter

Posted on Jul 15, 2005 in Blog | 5 comments

We have our ultra mega 5000 Jager Saver Helmets on. The Jagermeister Shelter is complete. For the first time this week, we all felt safe. We felt at ease and at peace with our Jager. We spent hours building, stocking and preparing the shelter. Even designing our very own Jager Protection Helmets. We spent the night safely there.. there were some bumps in the night but we managed. we kept hearing strange noises…. watch this video of us last night There are some more pictures of our evening in the shelter that can be found if you click this link. Pat was partying like it was 1999...

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Jagermeister Shelter Progress

Posted on Jul 15, 2005 in Blog | 2 comments

Due to recent discoveries and alien activity. The idea of the Jager Shelter had to become a reality. It is for our own Jager protection. The Jager Shelter is well into development and should be finished by this afternoon. We have it stocked and ready to go.. all we need now is some sort of protection and food maybe! Jager Gator is protecting the grounds throughout the day. Peace and Jager be with you. For additional information about the findings and mystery behind it all. Please visit: the mysterious dirt circles. London research alter ego 4 wheeling off with the Jager. (those who are...

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