Posts Tagged "what?"

dangling balls reminded me of Schweddy Balls

Posted on Oct 19, 2009 in Blog | 4 comments

Seriously, who in the world would ever want a dangling ball sack attached to the back of their vehicle?   What does this say about a person’s personality.   Hey look at me I have a pair of balls swaying back and forth on my truck hitch….  I am so cool…  my mom would be proud.. look at them swing from left to right..   lol  but seriously.. What kind of personality do you have to have to want one of these things?     I found it a little offensive and nasty……   keep those sweaty metal dangling balls to yourself! ok, anyway, when I saw them, it...

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Fun way to eat weenie spaghetti

Posted on Jul 21, 2009 in Blog, fun ~ fun | 2 comments

Beam me up Scottie! I want some some wiener spaghetti and I want it all weird like!  I saw this on the world wide web, I am not that clever to come up with this myself ~ I stumbled on it a while back and thought…… hummm I must make me some alien, squid like, weird looking tentacle tastiness.  I am so going to push dry spaghetti noddles through hot dog slices, boil to perfection, and top with a gourmet sauce! Here are some pictures for us to enjoy! Here is the full album. What a wonderful way for your kids to get involved in dinner preparation. So much fun and so clever! I...

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Soup Booster Update!

Posted on Jul 5, 2009 in Blog, fun ~ fun | 19 comments

The Man Patola gives you the scoop on the sought after Soup Booster! Please visit the original Soup Booster Freak Out article to review the background of our top news story. You can also click the Soup Booster Packet on the left to go directly to the Soup Booster photo gallery. Attention Readers and Viewers…  no bunny rabbits were harmed in our Soup Booster experiment. TMP delivers the skinny on the fat noodle. Get the Flash Player to see the wordTube Media Player. « Previous Eat that hoochie mama!   Next » How was your Fourth...

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Soup Booster, Freak out

Posted on Jun 23, 2009 in fun ~ fun | 17 comments

~album inside~ Over the weekend, Pat found some Hot and Spicy noodle soup for only .99 cents!  So, he chucked it into the shopping cart next to my organic spinach, carrots and cucumbers…   We both have been ramen free for months and months, and let me tell you he was pretty damn excited to try this new brand. As soon as we got home, he began to prepare his noodles. Under the lid, he found a packet of “SOUP BOOSTER” We laughed, making wise cracks about what the hell is soup booster anyway?  Well, let me tell you, we were not laughing for long… we went from...

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dog malfunction

Posted on Dec 22, 2008 in Blog | 1 comment

~video inside~ bwahhh haha hahaa hahaah ~ this little dog is so pitiful!  I could not help but laugh, especially when I saw the original version.  Hysterical!   Could you love this little yappy doggie? and if you want to see the totally crazy for real original video clip ….  please click this link. It is just as awesome as the one below! « Previous she gets it from her Nanny!   Next » Happy Anniversary G$ and G$'s...

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I got ya BAC!

Posted on Sep 26, 2008 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

yeah you heard me! I gotcha BAC! As in Big Ass Cauliflower! Wow wee man, seriously have you ever seen such a big ass cauliflower before? We picked it up today at our neighborhood Weis Supermarket for $2.50 and check it out, baby got BAC! what? you don’t wanna date me because I have cauliflower greens for a head? Thank the heavens for my dear husband….  he is a super star and I love him with all my heart!  And if you are wondering..  no this is not weird….  this is completly normal….   yep. …..  completly! Wanna come over for dinner? I lick the...

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Which came first?

Posted on Sep 17, 2008 in fun ~ fun | 3 comments

Which one do you think came first?  The sushi restaurant or the fish aquarium store?   hummmm…    hahaha  either way the fish are gone and I wonder why that Fish store closed down?   hahahaah What a bad business decision. I bet someone is doing the Homer Simpson “DOH”  « Previous 3 of 100   Next » Happy Birthday Faith!

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to our friend ~ JagerGator

Posted on Sep 7, 2008 in fun ~ fun | 5 comments

~video inside~ Dear internet users, I am Pat.  Since I cannot keep my website up for more than 2 1/2 weeks at a time and have more than 173 revisions of the same shit, I am using my wife’s site to post my video.  If you do happen to stumble upon my site http://www.johnpat.com you will see what I am talking about.  Please enjoy my posting and make sure your speakers are up.  Peace out, this ones for my homie JagerGator who has left us. Get the Flash Player to see the wordTube Media Player. « Previous Happy Birthday Christopher!   Next

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code name “massager”

Posted on Aug 13, 2008 in fun ~ fun | 4 comments

I dropped Pat off at work today and I was so excited to drive around town!  lol  its been several weeks since I been in the driver seat operating a vehicle! I went to the big Arundel Mills Mall and went browse in one of my favorite stores, Hot Topic.  I know, I am too old for that store right?  ha, well I bought a few nose studs and ALMOST bought 15 pairs of the coolest damn tube socks I ever seen!  At 8 or so dollars a piece, I decided to save that money and spend it on beer in Houston. ANYWAY I went into Spencer, which I have not visited in quite some time and I came across a very nice...

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doggie goggles = adorable

Posted on Aug 5, 2008 in Blog | 4 comments

awww look at that! I took this picture in North Carolina a while back..  You think this dog is loved by his owner? « Previous snack verses snack   Next » fine... give me the damn...

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