Posts Tagged "pain"

checking the mail

Posted on Jun 24, 2008 in Blog | 1 comment

After my 3 hour nap, I took a hike to the mail box.  My guts are still sore from my surgery… although i feel I am healing up nicely.  Its windy outside and I just love the wind!  What a lovely walk to the mail box! then I started sneezing… holding my belly.. bending over in pain…  after 4 sneezes I straightned up slowly… then I farted. oweee my belly hurts when I sneeze!   Have a wonderful day! « Previous Happy Anniversary!   Next » Happy Birthday Angel!

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Cut it Out!

Posted on Jun 1, 2008 in Blog | 4 comments

I was reading up on this thing called a teratoma. You can too if you like, wikipedia has some great info.. but before you read or click any further be warned it is totally disgusting! The word “teratoma” is greek and it means “monstrous tumor” OMG really? yes, really! Why call it a monstrous tumor? Well maybe because it has monster like grotesque qualities.. a teratoma may contain all sorts of creepy stuff, hair, teeth, bone, eyeballs, torso, hand…. ewwwwwww! All wrapped up an a nice tumor that can be found where germ cells originate. For example the...

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Something that hurts…

Posted on Feb 19, 2008 in Blog | 2 comments

Today I was working in the stockroom … processing freight. Lots and lots of inventory. I had this big box containing a single barstool… it was pretty light I went to grab it and I slid my hand along the side reaching for the corner… and I suddenly said ” son of a mother phucker ~ phuck this job ~ oh my phuck ass shit balls ~” and more profanity – out loud mind you… What happened? well I slid my index finger on my right hand along the side of the box… the long edge of the box slid between my fingernail and the meat. You know like where...

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Halloween is coming… don’t be scared.

Posted on Oct 16, 2006 in Blog | 0 comments

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that’s real I miss my boxes and boxes of halloween props and goodies! « Previous I am just a girl!   Next » stupid wig....

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bloody mess

Posted on Sep 6, 2006 in Uncategorized | 4 comments

I was really scared 20 minutes ago. I woke up at 4 am with a bloody nose. Blood was literally pouring from my right nostril. It was so gross and so scary. It has been years and years, possibly decades since I remember my last nose bleed. It just kept pouring out and I couldn’t get the tissue fast enough. ewww it was nasty. and the clots….. ugh the clotty bloody mess… not pretty. At least I didn’t taste any of the blood… years ago I pinched my nose and held my head back while the blood ran down the back of my throat….. this time I leaned forward a...

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ouch!

Posted on Jul 8, 2006 in Blog | 5 comments

This sucks.. I think I messed up my latissimus dorsi… it hurts… tenngo muchos de dolor en mi espalda! ayyyyy no me gusta! I shouldn’t wrestle with Pat any more. I just may be getting too old for that stuff! It hurts to breath, turn, bend, ahh well you get the idea, it freaking hurts! Check out the pretty creature I captured on my nature walk yesterday! I walked to Safeway from work, through the parking lot and found a pretty bush to admire! heheeee, ah well I’ll take it when I can get it! « Previous dog house / green...

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ugh..

Posted on May 17, 2006 in Blog | 2 comments

here it sucks.. there it sucks.. everywhere it sucks sucks…. my back is *sizzling* sizzle over here.. crackle over there.. sizzzzzzzle.. my body feels weird and out of whack. whack. I must slap/poke areas of my body to get the sizzling to stop.. Is that weird? stupid sizzle. I want a day in the sun. A day doing yoga in the sun. A day doing yoga in the sun and I feel and hear the wind. And a man there to do yoga with me. or a woman. or both. someone who would enjoy it as much as me. And then we would eat salted meat together while we played in the hot tub! All work and no play...

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I did not pee on the side of the road…

Posted on May 12, 2006 in Blog | 1 comment

I think I have a sty.  My mamma told me that when you get a sty in your eye, it means you pee peeeeed on the side of the road. I did not pee on the side of the road. It was in a bio degradable bag filled with napkins and I tossed it out the window into the bushes at 70 mph. « Previous Happy Mothers Day!   Next » Hitman ~ Blood Money

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What Gala??

Posted on Feb 5, 2006 in Blog | 6 comments

Packed and ready to head to Baltimore…. we were excited about the weekend for sure. Pat started feeling crampy right before we left. ahh well just a poo cramp! We get to the hotel, and are fixing to pull in to the parking garage. Pat, said… “Hand me that target bag! I feel sick!” Sensing his urgency, I quickly grabbed an empty 12 pack coke carton and put it in the target bag. We get to the 2nd floor parking in the parking tower… I told him to quit driving, stop now and get out the car. I traded spots with him, I am driving up the parking tower and...

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Chronic Back Pain – take control now!

Posted on Sep 14, 2005 in Blog | 5 comments

I remember when I was practically immobile from my chronic back pain. I was pushing 180 pounds and wearing a size 16 pants. Getting out of bed was becoming difficult. Walking was a chore. Many months of suffering, lots of negative thinking and plenty of self pity. There, got a mental picture of that?? Many things happened that lead me to getting off my ass and start taking care of my body. One of the very first things is a book I received from my sister, PrincessFaith. It is called Back Pain Relief The Ultimate Guide More than 100 physical and mental means of pain relief. It was this book,...

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