code name “massager”

I dropped Pat off at work today and I was so excited to drive around town!  lol  its been several weeks since I been in the driver seat operating a vehicle!

I went to the big Arundel Mills Mall and went browse in one of my favorite stores, Hot Topic.  I know, I am too old for that store right?  ha, well I bought a few nose studs and ALMOST bought 15 pairs of the coolest damn tube socks I ever seen!  At 8 or so dollars a piece, I decided to save that money and spend it on beer in Houston.

ANYWAY

I went into Spencer, which I have not visited in quite some time and I came across a very nice and large collection of dildos/vibrators/underwater man shlongs/ tiny finger clip vibrators and much more.  I was actually shocked..  I thought wow, I could pick me out a fancy new vibrator while that punk kid next to me picks out a skull and cross bones neck collar.  weird.  I am really looking at the collection, I was thinking are these real?  Are these real vibrators? Right here at the mall where everyone and their mother can come and shop?  Even little Billy’s grandma can see?   lol

I am holding one and  of course the nice worker lady comes by, “can I help you?”  and I replied “when did y’all start selling real sex toys and vibrators”?  She said “well we call them massagers”.

I guess lots of people like a good massage every now and then. Even little Billy’s grandma.

Pat and I are leaving on a jet plane real soon! I’ll be back!