Lost In Translation

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1. 

   Angel July 19, 2005

   I hate rainbows, they always crawl up your leg and bite your ass.

   after it was lost in translation…

   Hatred the rainbow, I always down follow it the expensive outpost of

   its piedino and bite its donkey.

   

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2. 

   Eban, the Real Super July 19, 2005

   "Eban, the Real Superheroes Don't Wear Spandex Activist" becomes "Eban, super heroes of the truth does not take the activists of

   Spandex"

   And, the best of all…

   "He jumps from rock to rock with the grace of a mountain goat!", becomes "Ramifies of the cliff to the cliff with the beauty of a goat of the

   mountain!

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3. 

   Faith July 19, 2005

   My website is the shit. = My site of the Web is the excrement.

   I want a new couch. = I demand a new layer.

   My husband is sexy. = My married man is delicious.

   I have a wonderful and loving family. = I have a narcotic and affectionate family.

   :lol::lol:That was fun, thanks for pointing that out to us!:lol::lol::lol:

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4. 

   Candice July 19, 2005

   Started as:

   I just quit my job today and I am totally freaking out. Someone reassure me quick, before i panic.

   Ended as:

   I exactly trust my work today and completely, of which it is of

   freaking is. Somebody insurance I fastly, before which if movements in

   the panic.

   …Well, since that is cleared up..backed to freaking out.

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5. 

   Candice July 19, 2005

   One more time. This one is pretty funny.

   Starts as:

   I love rock'n'roll. Put another dime in the jukebox baby.

   Ends as:

   Esteem the coil of the rock ' n'. It introduces another one tenth of

   the dollar in the boy of jukebox.

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6. 

   Gordon July 19, 2005

   "Nothing matters very much and very few things matter at all"

   becomes

   "The nothing matters very and concerns many small complete things"

   It's always the nothing that bothres me….total, complete nothingness…:sad:

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7. 

   Melyssa July 19, 2005

   I am sewing a new top for myself. It is hot pink and canary yellow with stripes.

   becomes…

   Enclosure for bullfighting a new face outpost for the hot yellow of the Canarian of the yellow color and rosafarbener with the chains.

   

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8. 

   Terri July 20, 2005

   Original English Text:

   I want to live on a deserted island with no other humans around (except . . . perhaps Matthew McConauhey)

   Translated back to English:

   We would like to live in the island to which as for me the other human has been attached and is thrown away (excluding. . . Perhaps Matthew McConauhey)

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